As the weeks trundle by, the wife is getting rounder and rounder... to the point where I'm wondering how she's going to walk in a couple of months.
The other night, she mentioned that her belly is so big that she can no longer see her clitoris.
Wow. I mean.....wow, it never occurred to me that she'd lose sight of that along with which mud boots she was wearing. We may have to rig up a lighted marker to help her keep from losing sight of it.
In fact, that could be a pretty good product to market to teenage boys, too. Their girlfriends would buy it....
The other night, she mentioned that her belly is so big that she can no longer see her clitoris.
Wow. I mean.....wow, it never occurred to me that she'd lose sight of that along with which mud boots she was wearing. We may have to rig up a lighted marker to help her keep from losing sight of it.
In fact, that could be a pretty good product to market to teenage boys, too. Their girlfriends would buy it....
Catching up on posts, here's one...72 things a father must know.
Dammit...that means I'll have to stop telling people that it was at Brian's wedding, in the bridal room, during the cake cutting, with my hat on.
I'm also a fan of
(via Baby Roadies)
5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing.
Dammit...that means I'll have to stop telling people that it was at Brian's wedding, in the bridal room, during the cake cutting, with my hat on.
I'm also a fan of
29. It never hurts to videotape the baby-sitter.
Especially if she's hot.
(via Baby Roadies)
In the 'no shit' category.....
Kids see too many anti-impotence ads
It's nice to see the American Academy of Pediatrics taking somewhat of a stand on something as fundamental as media literacy. Now lets see if they have the stones to stand up to the American Taliban, who are going to say that an ad for birth control is an ad for pedophilic, pre-30s, abortion-causing sex.
(thanks pirate)
Kids see too many anti-impotence ads
It's nice to see the American Academy of Pediatrics taking somewhat of a stand on something as fundamental as media literacy. Now lets see if they have the stones to stand up to the American Taliban, who are going to say that an ad for birth control is an ad for pedophilic, pre-30s, abortion-causing sex.
(thanks pirate)
Labels: media, pedophilic priests, sex
Judging by this article, our chances of another miscarriage are lessening all the time.
The dear wife is greeting every morning with a round of retching, even at ~15 weeks. Last night she took Unisom for the first time, slept better than she had in a week, and didn't puke on waking up.
I'm going shopping for more chocolate today, hoping that that makes her feel well enough for the other listed activities.
In a finding that should come as comfort to pregnant women who can barely manage a cracker without being sick, new research shows morning sickness lowers the risk of miscarriage by almost 70 per cent.
The worse the nausea, the better, according to a study published today in the International Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology.
The dear wife is greeting every morning with a round of retching, even at ~15 weeks. Last night she took Unisom for the first time, slept better than she had in a week, and didn't puke on waking up.
Eating chocolate daily also appears to lower the risk of miscarriage. So, too, did ''feeling well enough to fly or to have sex,'' according to researchers from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
I'm going shopping for more chocolate today, hoping that that makes her feel well enough for the other listed activities.
Labels: chocolate, morning sickness, preggers, sex
