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So much worse than shoes

As the weeks trundle by, the wife is getting rounder and rounder... to the point where I'm wondering how she's going to walk in a couple of months.

The other night, she mentioned that her belly is so big that she can no longer see her clitoris.

Wow. I mean.....wow, it never occurred to me that she'd lose sight of that along with which mud boots she was wearing. We may have to rig up a lighted marker to help her keep from losing sight of it.

In fact, that could be a pretty good product to market to teenage boys, too. Their girlfriends would buy it....

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